‘Australia’s funniest comedy character…’ ***** (5 stars)
Sunday Mail, March 2008

‘Franklin is a true comedy talent.’ **** ½
The Age, April 2008

‘A class act…menacingly funny’
Chortle.co.uk

‘This is character comedy at its finest…Franklin has charismatic aggression down to a fine art….a bloody funny show’
Onstage Scotland (Edinburgh Fringe 2007)


Every 3 seconds, somebody, somewhere in the world is being a deadshit.

Now, look at the person to the left of you, now the one on the right, chances are one of the people you just looked at is also a deadshit. Now, if you looked right when I asked you to look left…yes, you’re a deadshit too.

After 2007’s record sell-out success, Harden the Fuck Up Australia, Heath Franklin's Chopper (Network 10’s The Ronnie Johns Half Hour) is back, head-butting his way across the country, tackling an issue bigger than world poverty or global warming - eradicating the terminally stupid.

In a world that is designed to protect people from their own stupidity, Chopper is worried that natural selection isn't getting a fair go. Bono, Chris Martin, Bob Geldof - all the songs and all the concerts in the world aren’t going to change the fact, the world has never been a safer place for total deadsh*ts. So, forget Band Aid, Live Aid, Whinge F*ckin’ Whinge Aid - finally there’s a cause we can all get behind, and a celebrity who has the moustache to pull it off.

From the creative mind who gave you cutting off peoples toes for money, headbutting mothers and lots of f-words comes a new show about deadshits and the people who hate them. So, donate today, help Chopper help you ‘Make Deadshits History’.

Together, we can do this.

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND - SELL OUT SHOW of 2008 - CHOPPER 's MAKE DEADSH*TS HISTORY returns to the following cities. This is your last chance to catch Chopper on stage before he goes into hiding: