Heath Franklin's Chopper in

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Australia's Most Wanted comedian Chopper is fizzing at the bumhole to be back in on the road, and this time, he's brought a big pad of paper with your name on it.

Some people have a shopping list. Some have a To-Do list. Chopper has a Shitlist. It's like Santa's naughty and nice list; but with more sack, and no one is getting toys.

Restaurant serves your dinner cold. Put it on the Shitlist. The word ‘chillax’. Shitlist. Friend stabbed you. Shitlist. Just saw a romantic comedy you didn’t like... well maybe put yourself on the shitlist for that one, what did you expect?

From the Ten Commandments to the Top 40 charts, history is littered with lists, but nobody's done a list like Chopper because sometimes when you get angry, you have to get organised.

Think of it as like a bucket list for things that can get f**ked. Everybody has a shitlist. What’s on yours? Submit your entry to The Shitlist now by tweeting #Choppersshitlist and be part of the show

So, see Chopper live and in stabbing distance, in fact put it on your To Do list, just above laughing your ass off.

Easily the best list since Schindler's.

 

‘Australia’s funniest comedy character... ***** The Sunday Mail

 ‘This is a top hour of uproariously entertaining comedy…packed with good gags and ‘so wrong its right’ moments’  **** Chortle UK

 

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